Here’s the thing about Fireside Pies. It’s delicious. But here’s the thing about Patron. It’s not.
My friend, who is a wine and liquor rep that I need to de-friend, and I were going to go to dinner. So when she picked me up and informed me we had to swing by the bar for some coffee flavored Patron shots first I almost opened the car door and rolled out. Would have been safer for me in the long run.
This is the same friend who three weeks ago, I passed out at 8am in her lawn til the sprinklers got me. Same friend that two weeks ago her boyfriend had to carry her out of a party I hosted at my house by 8pm. Like I said, de-friend.
We used to know this guy and when we would go to the bar, he would always make a big production and order everyone Patron shots. Fast forward a year or two and I found out that every time he ordered shots, the bartender poured his as water. Well, that guy sucks and we don’t hang out anymore.
But I learned two important that day. One- don’t have sex with and not call back the person you are depending on keeping your water secret. She spilled and then informed him she had been charging him Patron pricing for that water all along. Two- don’t fuck with that lady.
I feel like this is how they serve plates at Fireside because within seconds mine looks like this. Honestly they could have served my plate like this because I had already had three Patron shots and I wouldn’t have known the difference.
This is one of my favorite places and I think the food is the most delicious food of all time. Although, I used to really like this taco place but ate there sober one time and found that my tastebuds rejected it. So who knows.