Omnomnomnomnomnomnomnom I’ll eat nachos anywhere.
So when everyone was like, ‘hey, Frankie’s is opening in Fort Worth!’ I was like, ‘hey, I don’t give a shit’ because a place that serves frozen vodka red bull is a place I don’t need to frequent. But they do also have nachos and even though they were gross, as I aforementioned, I’ll eat nachos anywhere.
So unfortunately I sat behind this woman and this tiger and he stare at me the entire time.
He tried to be subtle and hide but I could feel his judging eyes while I ate my nachos with a side of veggie burger.
When I finally escaped to the bathroom I found that Einstein and Chairman Meow also frequent this place. It isn’t for the nachos so it must be for the frozen vodka red bull.